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▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d color
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▼: NO.
▼: 4R4D14.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
▼: YOUR 4S R3D 4S H3R BLOOD FOR H3R.
▼: 1 DONT N33D TO.
▼: B3C4US3 YOUR SW34T1NG
▲: D --> Errrrrrr
▲: D --> I deny this
▲: D --> This is not true
▲: D --> It is a fabrication
▼: F1N3. 1 WONT T3LL YOU WH3R3 SH3S D4NC1NG H4LF N4K3D R1GHT NOW TH3N.
▲: D --> ... This is making me sweat
▲: D --> Inform the lowb100d to cloth herself this instant
▲: D --> Even for a rustb100d it is dishonorable to dance in such a nude fashion
▲: D --> You will demand her to desist her repulsive dancing
▼: YOUR JUST M4D SH3 1SNT D4NC1NG FOR YOU.
▲: D --> Errr
▲: D --> That is not true Pyrope
▼: NO 1 W1LL NOT. B3C4US3 1M N4K3D TOO.
▲: D --> Errrrr
▲: D --> Why are you naked Pyrope
▲: D --> That is e%tremely dishonorable
▼: NO 1T 1SNT. 1TS S3XY.
▲: D --> Neigh
▲: D --> It is filthy
▲: D --> You will cease your nakedness
▲: D --> Cloth yourself this instant
▼: W3R3 H4V1NG 4 B1G S3XY P4RTY OV3R H3R3. 3SP3C14LLY 4R4D14.
▲: D --> Err
▼: N3P3T4S H4V1NG FUN TOO.
▲: D --> What
▲: D --> Inform Leijon to cloth herself this instant
▲: D --> This is e%tremely disgusting
▲: D --> This is madness
▲: D --> Complete and utter madness Pyrope
▲: D --> Who is hosting this cessp001 of nudity
▼: 1 JUST S3NT YOU 4 P1CTUR3 OF 4R4D14.
▼: H3H3H3!!
▲: D --> I do not want that
▲: D --> This conversation makes me
▲: D --> Sweat
▲: D --> Do not send such a photograph to me
▼: Y3S YOU DO.
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> I do not want to see Megido in the nude
▲: D --> That is just repulsing
▲: D --> Rustb100ds must always have themselves covered
▼: OK4Y 1LL S3ND 1T TO 3R1D4N TH3N.
▲: D --> What
▼: H3LL 4PPR3C14T3 1T.
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> Stop
▲: D --> You will desist this effort to spread the nudity of Megido
▲: D --> It is unbecoming
▲: D --> The highb100d will not be pleased to see the image
▼: YOU W4NT H3R 4LL TO YOURS3LF.
▲: D --> Errrrr
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> This is not true
▼: G4MZ33S H3R3 M4N!
▲: D --> Nonsense
▼: 4ND GU3SS WH4T.
▲: D --> I do not want to guess
▼: H3S H4LF N4K3D TOO.
▲: D --> What
▼: 4ND M1N3.
▼: 4LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL M11111111111111111111111N3.
▲: D --> The highb100d must cloth himself this instant
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> This is intensely disgusting
▲: D --> Why do you have such a party
▲: D --> It is wrong
▲: D --> Just how many people will you lure into this cessp001
▼: TH3 G4NGS 4LL H3R3. 3XC3PT YOU.
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> Impossible
▲: D --> Even Peixes
▼: 4ND 3R1D4N H4S H1S F1SHY H4NDS 4LL OV3R 4R4D14.
▲: D --> WHat
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> You speak lies
▲: D --> This cannot be true
▼: 1 JUST S3NT YOU TH3 P1CTUR3 3V1D3NC3
▲: D --> Ampora would never touch a rustb100d like her
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> Do not
▲: D --> You will make me
▲: D --> Sweat
▲: D --> Are the highb100ds into%icated
▲: D --> I demand an answer
▼: NO.
▲: D --> Impossible
▲: D --> This cannot be
▲: D --> It is... it is wrong
▼: 3R1D4N W4NTS 3V3RYBODY, F3F3R1S 1N LOV3 W1TH SOLLUX, 4ND G4MZ33S H3R3 B3C4US3 H3 L1K3S FUN.
▲: D --> What
▲: D --> You are making me sweat
▲: D --> I need a towel
▲: D --> I have cleansed myself
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> End this party at once
▲: D --> It is unbecoming of all of you
▲: D --> Do I have to enter your hive and stop it myself
▲: D --> For I will if it is necessary
▼: NOP3.
▲: D --> Then you will stop it yourself
▲: D --> This is a command, lowb100d
▼: NOP3.
▲: D --> Do stop this party madness
▲: D --> This instant
▼: 1M TOO BUSY 3NT3RT41N1NG G4MZ33.
▲: D --> Entertaining
▲: D --> Is this done by being
▲: D --> Nude
▼: BOUNC1NG UP 4ND DOWN
▼: ON H1S L4P
▲: D --> Stop
▲: D --> Stop now
▲: D --> Stop this at once
▲: D --> You will stop this
▲: D --> This... this perverted ac%ion
▲: D --> On the highb100d
▲: D --> Cease
▼: H3 W4NTS 1T.
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> Impossible
▲: D --> This cannot be
▲: D --> The highb100d would never taint himself with your
▲: D --> Nakedness
▲: D --> Also
▲: D --> Why was I not invited to this event
▲: D --> I would of course decline, however there is no rational reason for why I was e%c100ded
▲: D --> I would never uncloth myself in front of others
▲: D --> It is nasty
▲: D --> You sicken me Pyrope
▲: D --> Why have you hosted an event like this
▼: 1 C4NT H34R YOU
▲: D --> What
▼: OV3R TH3 SOUND OF MY MO4N1NG
▼: 4ND G4MZ33S
▲: D --> WHAT
▲: D --> I... I require more towels
▲: D --> I am slick with sweat
▼: 1M H4V1NG S3X. 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S OBV1OUS.
▲: D --> You are making me sweat severely
▲: D --> WHAT
▲: D --> You will cease this wrong action this instant or I will come there myself and separate you and the highb100d from this shameful act of sexual intercourse
▼: 3R1D4N W4NT TO "T4K3" 4R4D14 1 WONT L3T H1M 1F YOU W4NT 4 CH4NC3 M4N
▼: JUSR F3SS UP OR SH3S GON3 FOR3V3R
▲: D --> I am sweating
▲: D --> Please stop
▲: D --> Please get off the highb100d
▲: D --> I am sure that you are sexually assaulting him
▲: D --> There is no possible reason that he could be enjoying it
▼: No MaN iM cOoL wItH iT
▼: H3H3H3H3H3
▲: D --> WHAT
▲: D --> NO HIGHB100D THIS IS WRONG
▼: OK4Y SO 3R1D4N C4N H4V3 4R4D14 TH3N
▲: D --> Ahem, you will excuse my outburst, I could not contain my surprise
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> Never
▲: D --> Ampora shall do no such thing
▲: D --> You are making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: WHY YOU DONT W4NT H3R.
▲: D --> Errrr of course I do not want the rustb100d
▲: D --> It's simply just incorrect for Ampora to "hook up" with the rustb100d
▼: H3 W4NTS H3R.
▲: D --> Let me speak with him
▲: D --> Please
▲: D --> I must convince him otherwise
▼: H3S TOO BUSY M4RK1NG H3R NOW, SORRY.
▲: D -->
▲: D --> "Marking"?
▲: D --> What is this strange "Marking" process
▼: B1T1NG H3R.
▼: M4K1NG H3R H1S.
▼: K1NKY STUFF.
▲: D --> ..............................
▲: D --> Wh
▲: D --> What
▲: D --> I...
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> No this is just
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> No no no no no no no no no
▲: D --> Stop
▲: D --> Desist
▲: D --> Cease
▼: 1TS OK4Y 3R1D4N L1K3S H3R
▲: D --> My f100r is p001ing with sweat
▲: D --> I require a bucket
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> This cannot be true
▲: D --> I cannot stop the sweating, you must desist these false claims of Ampora enjoying the rustb100d
▼: I S3NT YOU PHOTO PROOF.
▼: H3H3H3
▲: D --> I do not dare open it
▲: D --> It must be a lie
▲: *dares to open it contrary to what he says*
▲: D --> ....
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> This cannot be
▲: D --> No
▲: D --> No...
▲: D --> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
▲: D --> Pyrope you must stop now
▲: D --> No I am e%iting my hive, I am headed your way this instant
▲: D --> And I am clothed
▲: D --> I am bringing my bow
▲: D --> And arrows
▲: D --> Pyrope are you there
▲: D --> Prepare for me
▲: D --> Pyrope
▲: D --> I am outside of your hive at this moment
▲: D --> Stop this nonsensical party this instant or I will enter
▲: D --> I have arrived
~Sunakacus speaking. I did most of the talking anyways. xD

Uhhh yeah... this Terezi was scary. She was ... well... yeah. Just read it. You will be mindscarred, I assure you.

Poor Equius.
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Longtalon1 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
okay, in my mind i'm like forming this scene of terezi just trolling equius. i think i may have to do an illustration. XD it's just too funny.
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Haseo112 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And that is how he sweat himself to death, your honor. I never laid a finger on him.
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:icongwan-thewi:
Gwan-Thewi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
couldn't stp lauging the entire time. Well done.
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GaMzEeM4K4R4 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my gog....amazah!!!!!
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sh4d6w1337 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
.///.
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:iconburunekoakuma:
BuruNekoAkuma Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
0h my g0g .////.
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:iconreddemonblood:
RedDemonBlood Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I require a... Bucket?
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:iconlfacadel:
lFacadel Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
OHGOGBUCKETS

I don't think he meant it that way at first...



BUT WHO KNOWS?
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LRyukshinigami Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PFF If I were equius, i'd be the first dude there swingin off my tank top going "W00!!!"
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echoshard501 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
ikr like: D--- > the party has arrived!
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